I’ll X you in a minute Simon.
Literally 90% of my conversations with Kylie include “I’ll X you”
This is my default comeback.
My dad used to say stuff like this to me. It was, of course, a little bit more threatening than this and a little more...
No. You’re a towel.
I am Homer. Also I never outgrew “your mom” jokes. Even when they make no sense. English major thug life.